Some rules are made to be broken. Break these and I’ll…. well…hmm… oh yeah, I’ll screenshot you and post you in the wall of shame.

1. If the healer dies, it’s the tank’s fault.
2. If the tank dies, it’s the healer’s fault.
3. If a DPS dies, it’s their own damn fault.
4. Tanks do not lose aggro; aggro is stolen from tanks by DPS.
   • Corollary: If the healer pulls aggro by doing their job (see rule # 2), then the tank is violating rule #1.
5. I don’t care what the Blizzard LFG system says, the tank is the group leader.
6. There is no such thing as too much communication within the group.
7. Wipes happen when party members are not working together; see Rule #6.
8. The tank pulls. Period.
   1. The only time a DPS pulls is when asked to do so by said tank.
   2. The tank pulls when he or she is damn ready. Cries of “Pull!” or “GOGOGO” are ignored.
9. For the purposes of that instance run, your main spec is the role you fulfill in this instance group. Do not claim tanking (or healing) is your main spec if you signed up as DPS.
10. DPS classes do not “need roll” on tanking drops for their “offspec” if the tank needs the item for an upgrade.
11. Tanks do not “need roll” for their own offspec against party members when the item upgrades their main spec.
12. Any offspec roll is a greed roll.
13. Bosses are skipped by unanimous party vote (I didn’t say majority rule, I said unanimous).